- Member Since: 2009-06-18
- Relationship Status: single
- Orientation: Gay
- Religion: Other
- Drink: Yes
- Smoke: Yes
- Children: Someday
- Occupation: Model, Entrepreneur, Activist, Performer
About Me:
Now here's a broad who looks like he'd be fun to knock back tequila shooters with at a party, because you just know five minutes later his speedo's gonna end up on the ceiling fan and he'll be table-dancing all over some other bitch's jacket.
A self-described "untouchable," that lowest rung of the high school social ladder below the band geeks, stoners, and girls who got pregnant the first time they put out, teenage gay-bo Kkris T An epitomizes the abject humiliation of puberty: as gawky, unpopular and inappropriate-boner-popping as the day is long.
Interests:
They are all looking to get fame and fortune. And even the youngest boys dream about stardom. I am able to give everything to them, not for free, of course. A cute young boy, totally unspoiled... It's so lovely when he eats strawberry from my hands. And then I'll undress him and put him on a weighing scale so that he stands obediently with his pride sticking out. I'll tease his lips with a strawberry and then replace it with a cigarette. I'll kkristan'd him up so hard and he will understand what it means to be a star. And then I'll feed the berry to him, having creamed it with organic wheep beforehand. Fashion screams! when he puts my t-shirt on.
Favorite Music:
Amy Winehouse, Lady GaGa, Space Cowboy, Katy Perry, Metric, Lykke Li, Sia, Jeffree Star (the sound, not the singing)
Favorite Movies:
Horror movies, so scary you wont get off the sofa for a second bowl of organic buttered popcorn.
Favorite TV Shows:
Reality shows are funny!
Favorite Books:
Choke, The Secret, The Law Of Attraction: The Basics of the Teachings of Abraham, The Four Agreements, The Seven Spirital Laws of Success, The Celestine Prophecy: An Adventure, Letters to A Young Poet.
